IT TAKES THE FBI

YOU BUY ME DRINKIE?




SO HARD FOR CITY LAW ENFORCEMENT TO SEE. SOMETIMES WER'E TOO CLOSE TO A SITUATION...YOU KNOW, CAN'T SEE THE FORREST FOR THE BUSH.... I MEAN THE TREES. BUT THEN, IF THEY CAN FIND THEIR WAY TO THE SODA CANS OF SUPREME COURT JUSTICES, THEY CAN PROBABLY GET IN SOMEONE'S EYES TOO. MAYBE TOO MANY FELLOWS ENJOYING THE FRUITS OF ASIAN ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION. BUT THEY COULD PROBABLY FIND AN ILLEGAL MEXICAN IN NICARAGUA.

I DON'T KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH ME TODAY. MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE CHECKED MY HOROSCOPE






Federal charges for Hawaii wedding business
updated 6:00 a.m. HT, Wed., Sept. 3, 2008

HONOLULU - A Hawaii wedding business has been accused of arranging sham marriages for foreign bar hostesses working in Honolulu, federal officials said.






Testimony runs
strongly against
hostess-bar tax hike

"This is a selective strike against small businesses," asserted House minority leader Gene Ward (R, Hahaione Valley).

"They may not have the same flavor, but they have the same rights and privileges and and they've got to be protected."

But she (Sheldon) said in an interview that the bill is also discriminatory because it would target Korean and Vietnamese women who own nearly all of the hostess bars in Hawaii, said Burge, whose ancestry is Vietnamese.